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  • A Yuletide Partypiece

    'Winter Wonderland':

    Lacy things, the wife is missin'
    Didn't ask, her permission
    I'm wearin' her clothes
    Her silk pantyhose
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    In the store, there's a teddy
    Little straps, like spaghetti
    It holds me so tight
    Like handcuffs at night
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
    He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
    He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
    "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

    Later on, if you wanna
    We can dress, like Madonna
    Put on some eyeshade
    And join the parade
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

    Lacy things- missin'
    Didn't ask- permission
    Wearin' her clothes
    Her silk pantyhose
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
    We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

  • #2
    At Christmas Time

    At Xmas time when we were kids,
    we were bloody poor,
    and Santa weren't too generous
    when he knocked upon our door

    But we made do by saving up,
    yes every little bit
    "We may be poor" said dear old Dad,
    "but I dont give a shit!"

    Our Xmas tree stood tall & proud
    and rigid as a totem,
    With Xmas baubles hangin' there.....
    like testies in ya scrotum!

    Everyone loved Xmas dinner,
    no if's, and's or but's,
    and all us kids would piss ourselves
    when Grandpa dropped his guts.

    We'd leave a six pack for Santa
    and he always drank it quick,
    then I found out it was just me Dad,
    the alcoholic prick!

    But all in all we had fun,
    and lot & lots of cheer,
    Now I can't wait till I've got kids....
    cause I'll get a carton of beer!



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    • #3
      The next time you complain
      At the lack of Christmas nookey
      Spare a thought for old St Nick
      And have a little sympathy
      For he comes but once a year
      Even then he’s up a chimney
      We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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      • #4
        lol...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DAMNTHEWEATHER View Post
          The next time you complain
          At the lack of Christmas nookey
          Spare a thought for old St Nick
          And have a little sympathy
          For he comes but once a year
          Even then he’s up a chimney
          Haha !! Brill!!
          UP THE DUBS!!!

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