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    Recently I was filling in a Tax form for the Revenue Commissioners and came across a question regarding "how many dependants I had" ? So I wrote back that I had 166 TD's, 60 Senators, 29 County Councils, 200,000 long term unemployed and 4,400 prisoners. They returned my form saying it was incomplete................Who the feck had I forgotten ???
    Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery, Today is a gift.

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    The family?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by maire View Post
      The family?
      Fortunately the family are net contributors, it's the other shower of free loaders I have to pay for.
      Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery, Today is a gift.

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      • #4
        roflmao......i love it....do you own a dog you forgot to include?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by sheelbee View Post
          Recently I was filling in a Tax form for the Revenue Commissioners and came across a question regarding "how many dependants I had" ? So I wrote back that I had 166 TD's, 60 Senators, 29 County Councils, 200,000 long term unemployed and 4,400 prisoners. They returned my form saying it was incomplete................Who the feck had I forgotten ???
          Me...........dont forget to send me my allowance.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by sheelbee View Post
            Recently I was filling in a Tax form for the Revenue Commissioners and came across a question regarding "how many dependants I had" ? So I wrote back that I had 166 TD's, 60 Senators, 29 County Councils, 200,000 long term unemployed and 4,400 prisoners. They returned my form saying it was incomplete................Who the feck had I forgotten ???
            I love people like you who are prepared to stand up and talk back

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Red Biddy View Post
              I love people like you who are prepared to stand up and talk back
              Helen that was the best ever, He forgot the cat.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mykidsmom View Post
                roflmao......i love it....do you own a dog you forgot to include?
                MKM, we have 2 dogs but they add real value to our lives not like the other lot....
                Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is mystery, Today is a gift.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by sheelbee View Post
                  Recently I was filling in a Tax form for the Revenue Commissioners and came across a question regarding "how many dependants I had" ? So I wrote back that I had 166 TD's, 60 Senators, 29 County Councils, 200,000 long term unemployed and 4,400 prisoners. They returned my form saying it was incomplete................Who the feck had I forgotten ???
                  Arthur Guinness.
                  today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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                  • #10
                    speaking of dependants, i`v just heard on rt1 , that cuts in the childrens allowance in ireland is recomended across the board.
                    in god i trust...everyone else cash only.

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                    • #11
                      Do fleas count as dependents?

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                      • #12
                        arent they just blood suckers like your politicians?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by cosmo View Post
                          speaking of dependants, i`v just heard on rt1 , that cuts in the childrens allowance in ireland is recomended across the board.
                          Does that mean they get less pocket money cosmo.?
                          today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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                          • #14
                            less beer money...less lolly money....hard times there ss.
                            in god i trust...everyone else cash only.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by sheelbee View Post
                              Recently I was filling in a Tax form for the Revenue Commissioners and came across a question regarding "how many dependants I had" ? So I wrote back that I had 166 TD's, 60 Senators, 29 County Councils, 200,000 long term unemployed and 4,400 prisoners. They returned my form saying it was incomplete................Who the feck had I forgotten ???
                              lol love it

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