the bible...

[quinner]

believable.......or far fetched....

[quinner]

believable.......or far fetched....

fancy spending all those years looking for a ''country''.......finding it, and then emigrating all over Europe......

[Hagar]

Spoiler Alert

[Mykidsmom]

jesus Hagar are you just determined to kill me...I almost choked hehehe

[quinner]

first recorded case of air rage.......Jesus punches the pilot.....

after numerous attempts to escape.....the cops finally nailed him

[maire]

My son told me that Jesus first miracle was, He cured a ham!

[maire]

believable.......or far fetched....

Well certainly peppered with contradictions Joe!

[quinner]

Well certainly peppered with contradictions Joe!

maire, it should be looked upon in a modern context.......


manna from heaven=American aid........

walls of Jericho= demolishing Dublin tenements....

the fatted calf=the invention of the mini skirt......

the ten commandments =EU directives from Brussels.....

wandering in the desert =government policy's.....

[maire]

The scourging at the pillar, blowing up Nelson!

[quinner]

The scourging at the pillar, blowing up Nelson!

walking on water.........waving goodbye.....

[Rashers]

The scourging at the pillar, blowing up Nelson!

Ahh feck! I was enjoying that coffee and now it's just flew out through my nose!! All YOUR fault. You're banned for 25 years.

[quinner]

the burning bush.........earth moving sex....

[Ed O'Gorman]

fancy spending all those years looking for a ''country''.......finding it, and then emigrating all over Europe......

Joe;Imagine fighting for a country,getting it,and having a bunch of W#*kers bankrupt it, and emigrating all over the world.lol

[maire]

Ahh feck! I was enjoying that coffee and now it's just flew out through my nose!! All YOUR fault. You're banned for 25 years.

Will I be stoned too Rashers? Oh please say yes! Lol

[Ed O'Gorman]

I've heard it referred to ,as the ancient world book of fairy tales.