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silver spoon
04-12-2015, 11:00 AM
I gotta get myself off this thread, but maybe no one will post and I'll be left dangling.

I was talking to my butcher and he said meat to please you, and introduced me to sir loin who was really up himself, and way out of my range, when I calmed down he said he would re veal more modest meats..like porter.house but that was well and truly flutered.

quinner
04-12-2015, 11:15 AM
I gotta get myself off this thread, but maybe no one will post and I'll be left dangling.

I was talking to my butcher and he said meat to please you, and introduced me to sir loin who was really up himself, and way out of my range, when I calmed down he said he would re veal more modest meats..like porter.house but that was well and truly flutered.




He's got some neck........

Twobob
04-12-2015, 12:13 PM
Probably just ribbing you .

quinner
04-12-2015, 12:31 PM
Probably just ribbing you .



He'll need a backbone for that.....

He could expleen himself a bit better....

Twobob
04-12-2015, 12:40 PM
He'll need a backbone for that.....

He could expleen himself a bit better....

Mind your tongue ...

quinner
04-12-2015, 12:47 PM
Mind your tongue ...

It's how it's delivered that will sort out the rump of the problem...

Twobob
04-12-2015, 12:54 PM
It's how it's delivered that will sort out the rump of the problem...

Butcher come Barber , name the shop ??? .

bojangles
04-12-2015, 06:47 PM
I think we should flesh out this thread .

jembo
04-12-2015, 06:58 PM
I think we should flesh out this thread .

and steak out the joint

quinner
04-12-2015, 07:05 PM
and steak out the joint

That's a load of tripe.....

silver spoon
05-12-2015, 08:45 AM
Hope no one is telling porky pies

tommie
05-12-2015, 08:57 AM
Rashers had Quinner over for Pidgeon Pie

DAMNTHEWEATHER
05-12-2015, 01:18 PM
Rashers had Quinner over for Pidgeon PieAnd some kidney beans.

jembo
05-12-2015, 02:33 PM
And some kidney beans.

with ox n tails

DAMNTHEWEATHER
05-12-2015, 03:33 PM
Rashers had Quinner over for Pidgeon Piean bacon

bojangles
05-12-2015, 04:47 PM
an bacon

Tony Bacon

DAMNTHEWEATHER
05-12-2015, 08:17 PM
Tony Baconha ha !.......n eggs.

tommie
05-12-2015, 08:29 PM
What a load of Tripe says Twobob,give me a Loin Chop anyday

DAMNTHEWEATHER
05-12-2015, 08:31 PM
What a load of Tripe says Twobob,give me a Loin Chop anydaywha bouh a ham shank :batman:

jembo
05-12-2015, 08:55 PM
wha bouh a ham shank :batman:
with a couple of cutlets

tommie
05-12-2015, 08:57 PM
with a couple of cutlets

And Helen decided she had a Great Juicy Rump,while Maire wished she had a Pork Sausage

jembo
05-12-2015, 09:02 PM
And Helen decided she had a Great Juicy Rump,while Maire wished she had a Pork Sausage

While silverside went for the salami

DAMNTHEWEATHER
05-12-2015, 09:12 PM
And Helen decided she had a Great Juicy Rump,while Maire wished she had a Pork Sausage(lmao)…………………an ony goh a measley chipolata.

tommie
05-12-2015, 09:17 PM
(lmao)…………………an ony goh a measley chipolata.

Instead I went to Maccars to have a Quarter Pound Her :hammer:Salami & Brains

DAMNTHEWEATHER
05-12-2015, 09:28 PM
Instead I went to Maccars to have a Quarter Pound Her :hammer:Salami & BrainsCant bate a Jumbo Bangher.

silver spoon
05-12-2015, 10:33 PM
with heaps of streaky bacon thrown in

Suzieq
05-12-2015, 10:42 PM
And sawdust on the butcher's floor to catch blood from pigs he slaughtered for bacon.

Twobob
05-12-2015, 11:15 PM
What a load of Tripe says Twobob,give me a Loin Chop anyday

Hold on , hold on , I have standards ....now they may be low , but still .

1/4 pound of hazlette please .

quinner
05-12-2015, 11:31 PM
Hold on , hold on , I have standards ....now they may be low , but still .

1/4 pound of hazlette please .

I bet that is offaly nice......

Ed O'Gorman
05-12-2015, 11:36 PM
I bet that is offaly nice......

or a large helping of cowheel

Twobob
05-12-2015, 11:41 PM
or a large helping of cowheel

A high heel would be nicer .

jembo
06-12-2015, 05:35 AM
A high heel would be nicer .

With stock from the bones

tommie
06-12-2015, 06:11 AM
Nothin like the old Pigs Trotters

Ed O'Gorman
06-12-2015, 06:48 PM
Nothin like the old Pigs Trotters

After a skinfull of Guinness

jembo
06-12-2015, 07:03 PM
After a skinfull of Guinness

with a bit of honeycomb tripe

DAMNTHEWEATHER
06-12-2015, 11:35 PM
or a large helping of cowheelOr a large portion a pork sword perhaps ?.

silver spoon
07-12-2015, 10:55 AM
and damn with his mutton chops

quinner
07-12-2015, 11:24 AM
All Brawn and no Brains......

Twobob
07-12-2015, 11:30 AM
All Brawn and no Brains......

Or some Silverside .

DAMNTHEWEATHER
07-12-2015, 01:48 PM
All Brawn and no Brains......An a slice off a leg a liver.

quinner
07-12-2015, 04:36 PM
All Butchers are ''Ham fisted''......

quinner
07-12-2015, 04:40 PM
One Butcher who tried to make Mince Meat of his opponents, got Himself Lambasted....

quinner
07-12-2015, 04:41 PM
An old Lady complained the Meat was to Fatty.....The Butcher told her to Suet....

silver spoon
08-12-2015, 06:23 AM
herself as most of the meat was described as really offal that the dogs would turn up their nose at

tommie
08-12-2015, 10:43 AM
herself as most of the meat was described as really offal that the dogs would turn up their nose at

Big chunks of Gammon were sent to feed the Isis mob,,to save the Goats

quinner
08-12-2015, 11:01 AM
Big chunks of Gammon were sent to feed the Isis mob,,to save the Goats

Shish!!!!!!!....don't let them hear you....

Twobob
08-12-2015, 11:02 AM
Big chunks of Gammon were sent to feed the Isis mob,,to save the Goats

Would Isis have fought at Hamburger Hill , or would they have downed tools .

tommie
08-12-2015, 11:06 AM
Would Isis have fought at Hamburger Hill , or would they have downed tools .

An de ship Floundered in the same Plaice as where Noλl lost his Skate,

silver spoon
09-12-2015, 11:44 AM
and the whiting ws on the wall

DAMNTHEWEATHER
09-12-2015, 06:04 PM
Big chunks of Gammon were sent to feed the Isis mob,,to save the GoatsWhat they need's a good portion a pork sausage each te sort dem ouhh.

DAMNTHEWEATHER
09-12-2015, 06:07 PM
An de ship Floundered in the same Plaice as where Noλl lost his Skate,Eel meet again don't know where do no when...but oi know eel meet again some sunfish day.

silver spoon
12-12-2015, 10:32 AM
as the sharks gathered round in a freezing frenzy wanting some of damn's big haddock he got from Burdocks but he was hanging on for dear life while he threw them some sardines he nicked from Tommies lunch box

DAMNTHEWEATHER
12-12-2015, 03:58 PM
as the sharks gathered round in a freezing frenzy wanting some of damn's big haddock he got from Burdocks but he was hanging on for dear life while he threw them some sardines he nicked from Tommies lunch boxTommie, who was a legend or was it a leg end in his own lunchbox. Splashed it all round south australia in a lurvvvv wagon named bonk base one, or the fook trook........nearly as good as Mack The Knife.

silver spoon
12-12-2015, 09:20 PM
who was a great lover of croc meat and making handbags of the skin to get Helen a christmas present

silver spoon
28-12-2015, 11:29 PM
Mr Turkey has come along with Aham and are slowly being devoured after praying Mr Duck would join the party, but he was Chicken so she decided to cross the road, but no one was sure why.

silver spoon
29-12-2015, 11:35 AM
she got a plum role in turkey shoot at the ok corral.

tommie
29-12-2015, 12:26 PM
she got a plum role in turkey shoot at the ok corral.

With a sausage roll in de hay,an a pie in de sky,we will meat again,dripping wet from rollin black pudding down de hill in de rain

silver spoon
30-12-2015, 07:45 AM
when a herd of buffalos were running for dear life from damn with his truisty winchester wanting some steaks for his bbq with Tommie who was also supplying the black and white pudding and plenty of VB.

tommie
30-12-2015, 11:16 AM
when a herd of buffalos were running for dear life from damn with his truisty winchester wanting some steaks for his bbq with Tommie who was also supplying the black and white pudding and plenty of VB.

There he was Skatin down to a Plaice called Whitinghall where he Floundered until MacKeril came to the rescue

silver spoon
31-12-2015, 06:57 AM
There he was Skatin down to a Plaice called Whitinghall where he Floundered until MacKeril came to the rescue

With Mr pelican who sucked them all into his large beak whilst fighting away a big salt water crocodile who was hiding from the ranger who wanted to make many expensive hand bags and shoes, but he was quite fond of his skin.