How to make a Tinfoil Hat

[jeangenie]

Make an Emergency Tin Foil Hat
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Step 1

Grab a couple of pieces of aluminum foil. The ones in the trash that were used to cover leftover casseroles or wrap fresh fish will do just fine.
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Step 2

Place one piece of aluminum foil on your head from front to back.
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Step 3

Mash the foil down to conform to the shape of your head and fit as snugly as possible.
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Step 4

Take the second piece of aluminum foil and place across the top of the head from ear to ear.
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Step 5

Mash the second piece of foil down over the first piece making a quick tin foil hat that probably won't hold up for long but will do in a pinch.
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Step 6

Stand the two pieces of foil up and fold over at each end to make a cone shaped hat. This hat design will take a little more time, but is worth the extra effort.
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Step 7

Place the tin cone on the head and mash it all together above the head to seal out dangerous rays and deflect mind control waves outward.

[silver spoon]

jeangenie if I did that Maria would probably "cook my bacon "


that would really foil me.

[Capt Patch]

When I hold my tin hat in my teeth my eyes water ? What am I doing wrong ?

[Rashers]

I can still feel Illuminati waves seeping through. What am I doing wrong?

[Capt Patch]

I've tried making tinfoil plugs for me ears but I keeping scratching the insides of me ears and now they're infected should I put butter on them ?

[Gatsby]

I can still feel Illuminati waves seeping through. What am I doing wrong?

They're alluminati waves, Rashers. They're coming from the foil.

[Rashers]

They're alluminati waves, Rashers. They're coming from the foil.

Ah that's not too bad. I thought they were Illuminatiers.

So can I get some NWO lining for the hat?