Dear Mr. Kenny.
Please find below my suggestions for fixing the Irish economy.
Instead of giving billions of Euro's to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it "The Patriotic Retirement Plan".
There are 400,000 people over 50 in the workforce.
Pay them 1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations.
1) They MUST retire.
400 thousand job openings -Unemployment Fixed.
2) They MUST buy a brand new car.
400 thousand cars ordered - Motor industry Fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis Fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate Fixed.
5) They MUST buy 100 Euro worth of alcohol/tobacco a week....
And there's your money back in duty/tax.
It cant be any easier than that !!
P.S If more money is needed, have all members of the Dail pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
While I'm on a roll.........Pensioners.
Lets put all pensioners in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
That way the pensioners would have access to hot showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they would RECEIVE money instead of paying out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so the could be helped instantly, if they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cells.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual councelling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, pj's and legal aid would be FREE.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV, radio and daily phone calls..FREE.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left alone unsupervised.
Lights out at 8pm, showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay 600 euro per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Another-thing Enda while you are listening...
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the Mad Cow crisis our Government could track a single cow, born in Mayo almost 3 years ago, right to the stall where it slept.
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Perhaps we should give each immigrant a cow !!!
Kind Regards.
A Citizen.
Please find below my suggestions for fixing the Irish economy.
Instead of giving billions of Euro's to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it "The Patriotic Retirement Plan".
There are 400,000 people over 50 in the workforce.
Pay them 1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations.
1) They MUST retire.
400 thousand job openings -Unemployment Fixed.
2) They MUST buy a brand new car.
400 thousand cars ordered - Motor industry Fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis Fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate Fixed.
5) They MUST buy 100 Euro worth of alcohol/tobacco a week....
And there's your money back in duty/tax.
It cant be any easier than that !!
P.S If more money is needed, have all members of the Dail pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
While I'm on a roll.........Pensioners.
Lets put all pensioners in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
That way the pensioners would have access to hot showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they would RECEIVE money instead of paying out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so the could be helped instantly, if they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cells.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual councelling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, pj's and legal aid would be FREE.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV, radio and daily phone calls..FREE.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left alone unsupervised.
Lights out at 8pm, showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay 600 euro per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Another-thing Enda while you are listening...
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the Mad Cow crisis our Government could track a single cow, born in Mayo almost 3 years ago, right to the stall where it slept.
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Perhaps we should give each immigrant a cow !!!
Kind Regards.
A Citizen.
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