The Barnet Bugle

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

After weeks of getting covered in paint, I finally bought myself one of those decorating "boiler suits".......I'm sitting here looking like one of those SOCOS at a crime scene......it even has a hood. Great piece of kit for the messier sort of painter.

jaziz derlbe no stoppin ye now

[KatieMorag]

The strangest thing I have done this week is to bubblewrap a statue of the Virgin Mary.......

[quinner]

The strangest thing I have done this week is to bubblewrap a statue of the Virgin Mary.......

Was she pleased....

[KatieMorag]

Was she pleased....

yes, she had a beatific smile on her face and her eyes shone......

[quinner]

yes, she had a beatific smile on her face and her eyes shone......

A bubbly type of lady....

[Mykidsmom]

The strangest thing I have done this week is to bubblewrap a statue of the Virgin Mary.......

Im dying here

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

Im dying here

Mireh been a bleedin statue for all we know.....there have been a few y'know.

[Vico2]

I suppose you could do worse than bubble wrap a statue

[KatieMorag]

Found a slug whilst cleaning out the cupboard under the sink.
I have called him Seamus.

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

Found a slug whilst cleaning out the cupboard under the sink. I have called him Seamus.

Might all slugs be Irish then ?. What happened Boris or Winston....

[KatieMorag]

Might all slugs be Irish then ?.

Of course not. This one just had a sort of laid-back Irish look about him.

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

Of course not. This one just had a sort of laid-back Irish look about him.

Ahh righ...deffo a paddy slug then....sure ye can tellem a mile off.

[KatieMorag]

I lost the handset for the house phone about a week ago.....couldn't find it anywhere. Today it suddenly resurfaced in my handbag.

[Twobob]

I lost the handset for the house phone about a week ago.....couldn't find it anywhere. Today it suddenly resurfaced in my handbag.

No one ring your gaff at all ?? ...

[rasher]

The most obvious place to find a handset is in a handbag