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  • #16
    Originally posted by cogito View Post
    Perforated ulcer - it burnt through the lining of my stomach on Wednesday - had major surgery on Thursday and now on the recovery route. Had my first food since Wednesday today.... but still have over a dozen tubes hanging out of me.

    Was a nasty few days but feeling a lot better now.
    Oh ffs...you are one lucky guy...Im sure you know that tho......the devil looks after his own so hes taking care of you...he must have plans ...they probably have you on a mix max of major drugs and you need them all.....and if your able to have a light diet even means the drugs are working......and be honest.....some of the dreams must be good..as long as they arent all porn and a few are religion in content....you wont be on the drugs for any longer than you need them anyways....x0

    take it easy, get well soon.....and next time you have issues, go to the bloody dr....cos im thinking here you ignored this problem for more than a bit and thought it would disappear..
    Hugs.

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    • #17
      All of the above is true MKM... the coffee and fags experiment has ended in near disaster - the whole thing was my own doing.

      I'm going to give this mortality thing a lash...

      Everything is self-evident.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by cogito View Post
        Perforated ulcer - it burnt through the lining of my stomach on Wednesday - had major surgery on Thursday and now on the recovery route. Had my first food since Wednesday today.... but still have over a dozen tubes hanging out of me.

        Was a nasty few days but feeling a lot better now.
        Jesus Cogs that sounds brutal but I am very glad to hear you're on the mend now. Take it easy now.
        UP THE DUBS!!!

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        • #19
          Cogs I didn't know you were ill, have not been posting that much in the last week or so. I hope that very soon you will be well on the road to recovery. Try writing down your dreams and maybe you could end up writing poetry or stories from them.

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          • #20
            See ive always thought if men paid as much attention to other health issues as they do to the Man flu...theyd be a heck of a lot healthier....willie gets the flu honest to jesus youd swear he was at deaths door.....but when he could be at deaths door, hes up painting, doing something, and swearing to god its not getting any worse, in fact better, meanwhile his face is green lol....You men!!!!!

            Coffee and fags are good.....for rehabilitation...not for the cure .......Hope your a ton better today...every day on the antibiotic concoction will see improvements.....

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            • #21
              Know of a guy that came out of the operation theatre after an operation and was still very much under the influence of Morphine, his wife was waiting for him in the recovery room . He started talking to his wife about the woman he was having an affair with for a couple of years and how great she was and that he was madly in love with her , the wife was in total shock as she had know idea he was cheating on her....he hadn't a clue he had said anything when he eventually woke up and denied everything......needless to say they are not married anymore
              Last edited by dinny; 13-03-2017, 08:11 PM.
              The mind is everything. What you think you become.

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              • #22
                oh dinny i shouldnt laugh....but i did....friend of ours had surgery and was talking goblydegook for the full day afterwards and remembered nothing...so when his wife..(my friend) had surgery she seemed the same..so he like the gobshyte he was decided it was time to unload.....and he did..all about the affair all about how when august arrived and their last kid at home was leaving for uni he was moving out...he didnt think shed remember...she did....i think the day she got home from the hospital he had to move out hehehe

                Hope your a little better today cogs.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Mykidsmom View Post
                  oh dinny i shouldnt laugh....but i did....friend of ours had surgery and was talking goblydegook for the full day afterwards and remembered nothing...so when his wife..(my friend) had surgery she seemed the same..so he like the gobshyte he was decided it was time to unload.....and he did..all about the affair all about how when august arrived and their last kid at home was leaving for uni he was moving out...he didnt think shed remember...she did....i think the day she got home from the hospital he had to move out hehehe

                  Hope your a little better today cogs.
                  lol......I actually know a guy who was 40 years married and left his wife the day the youngest started college......
                  The mind is everything. What you think you become.

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                  • #24
                    Brought you in a few grapes........
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                    • #25
                      and a comic
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by KatieMorag View Post
                        Brought you in a few grapes........
                        Originally posted by KatieMorag View Post
                        and a comic
                        Cool... they've taken away my morphine.
                        Everything is self-evident.

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                        • #27
                          Not to worry Cogs, we can give you a few nightmares here if ya want lol..

                          this is a good sign though....what did they replace it with t3s?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by dinny View Post
                            lol......I actually know a guy who was 40 years married and left his wife the day the youngest started college......
                            Dinny; What a real dumbass.Did he have someone on hand to hold it up for him? lol

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ed O'Gorman View Post
                              Dinny; What a real dumbass.Did he have someone on hand to hold it up for him? lol
                              Yes Ed......he moved in with someone else....who threw him out 2 years later when he got cancer
                              The mind is everything. What you think you become.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by dinny View Post
                                Yes Ed......he moved in with someone else....who threw him out 2 years later when he got cancer
                                The mistress?

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