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  • #76
    A man staggered into the emergency department of a hospital, he had severe concussion, two black eyes, multiple bruising and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
    Naturally, the doctor asked him "What happened to you?"
    The man managed to croak..."Well, my wife and I were having a quiet round of golf, we were playing the eighth..., a difficult hole at the best of times....., anyway, we both sliced our balls into a field full of cattle. We went to look for them and as we were walking round, I noticed that one of the cows had something white at it's rear end. I went over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's initials on it....stuck right in the center of the cow's butt.
    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife "Hey this looks like yours! "
    I don't remember much after that..
    I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
    Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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    • #77
      big boobs hahhaa

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      • #78
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        I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
        Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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        • #79
          Q: What is Communism?
          A: The Poles say it's the longest and most painful of the roads to capitalism.
          We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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          • #80
            Q: What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?
            A: Electricity.
            We'll sail be the tide....aarghhhh !!

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              I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
              Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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              • #82
                roflmao

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                • #83
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                  I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                  Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                  • #84
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                    I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                    Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                    • #85
                      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol,lol,ll
                      Last edited by cogito; 28-03-2022, 08:41 PM.
                      I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                      Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                      • #86
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                        I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                        Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                        • #87
                          Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. "Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do." O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
                          "Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity." O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"
                          I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                          Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                          • #88
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                            I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                            Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                              I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                              Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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                                I google because I'm not young enough to know everything.
                                Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

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