Brendan Behan

[Rashers]

As a very young lad I knew Brendan.. or rather I should say I have a vague memory of him. My memory of Brendan is of a big man, his coat open as he walked down Summerhill or Middle Gardiner Street. I remember he used to stand at the corner of those two streets as if he were deciding which way to go now.

Alone I was too shy to approach,he was a big man to me... but if a few kids were about we'd run to him and shout "Howya Brendan!" That always got him going... looking back I'm not sure if it was because he liked kids or he liked being recognised.

No matter, the loud salute served it's purpose... Brendan's big fist would come out his pocet with a handful of coins which he'd 'grush', and as soon as we'd got all that was going, like all kids would I suppose, we lost interest in poor Brendan and headed to the DeLuxe in Middle Gardiner St (also known simply as Michael's), Brackens in Gardiner St, or the cake shop in Summerhll. The kids who had been the luckiest in the 'grush' getting the best of it, and those who only got a penny or two had to settle for six Honey Bees or a Sailor's Chew, or if really lucky a Flash Bar.

As Brendan went off and became a successful raconteur on the world stage for being a writer and playright, and we heard of his shennagins through our parents who read the stories printed in the Mail, Herald or Press I wonder did he remember the kids on the corner of Summerhill who were perhaps his earliest admirers.

Back then I had never seen his plays performed nor read any of his books. But I caught up in later years and it was only then that I realised his genuis.

There's a lot I could share of my memories of Brendan.... I am always amused by what his father said to the press after Brndan was sentenced to 14 years for shooting at a policeman near Harte's Corner, "The judge gave him a year for every yard he missed by."

Like thousands of Dubliners I stood in the cold (and got in trouble for taking a day off school) to watch as the hearse bearing Brendan's remains from the Meath hospital made it's way through his city and mine to his final resting place in Glasnevin...

And that's a long winded way of introducing a You Tube clip or two of Brendan. If anyone has memories, thoughts, opinions, photos, or anything, please join in.

The first and second clips are of Brendan taking part in a Canadian TV chat show.

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Brendan comments on the abolition of capital punishment.

[Margaret N]

Hi Rashers, you made me smile as I had forgotten the Honey
Bee sweets, they were lovely but didn't last long.
I worked for a while in Ryan's car Hire, remember them, they were beside the Theater Royal, and there is a pub on the corner I used to go and get a sandwich for tea break, and Brendan Behan would be sitting in the corner shouting, I was slightly frightened of him even though I knew he was a bit of a genius, and later I thought I should have sat there and had my break and listened to him.
Ahhh the chances you miss. I could kick myself.

[Rashers]

Hi Rashers, you made me smile as I had forgotten the Honey
Bee sweets, they were lovely but didn't last long.
I worked for a while in Ryan's car Hire, remember them, they were beside the Theater Royal, and there is a pub on the corner I used to go and get a sandwich for tea break, and Brendan Behan would be sitting in the corner shouting, I was slightly frightened of him even though I knew he was a bit of a genius, and later I thought I should have sat there and had my break and listened to him.
Ahhh the chances you miss. I could kick myself.

As far as I recall the Honey Bee were made by a man called Milroy. He was a volunteer in the GPO garrison in 1916 and I remember meeting him a few times as my granny used to buy sweets from him which she sold from a stall at the junction of Summerhill/Gardiner St.

Ah the Royal. I should have photos and some movie clips of it being knocked down. That was a sin. A theatre that was always packed up to the gods was hardly losing money. God I loved going on a sunday.

I wonder if that's the Scotch House or the White Horse you're talking about? Brendan did make a lot of noise alright, but I suspect it was deliberate to draw atention to himself. As he said, there's no such thing as bad publicity, you only worry when people stop talking about you (or words to that effect).

I saw him looking for fight outside of the old Fun Palace one night. The taxi men from the rank facing were trying to calm him but he was in a real fighting mood... seems someone had insulted him and was in the upstairs lounge beside the Fun Palace. Anyway a couple of gardai came and after a bit of a scuffle he was bundled into a squad car. I heard he was fined £2 for being drunk and disorderly.

[Margaret N]

I have great memories of the Royal, my Mom had every other Sunday off work and we would be taken to the Royal
it was a great day out, a stage show, and a film and not forgetting
a singsong with Tommy Dando.
I know we as kids never had what you call a holiday but in the winter it was a film and in the summer it was the seaside, mostly Dollymount or Sandymount, I just know we had to walk miles to have a paddle, the mum would go mad if we went in
any deeper than our knees........none of them could swim.....
Any way sorry this is not what your thread is all about. Brendan was a genius.

[Rashers]

I have great memories of the Royal, my Mom had every other Sunday off work and we would be taken to the Royal
it was a great day out, a stage show, and a film and not forgetting
a singsong with Tommy Dando.
I know we as kids never had what you call a holiday but in the winter it was a film and in the summer it was the seaside, mostly Dollymount or Sandymount, I just know we had to walk miles to have a paddle, the mum would go mad if we went in
any deeper than our knees........none of them could swim.....
Any way sorry this is not what your thread is all about. Brendan was a genius.

Ahh sure if Brendan was here he'd join in the thread... so I bet he's with us in spirit. After all he loved it when people talked about him.

I remember the first time my cousin brought me to the Royal. What I found amazing was the organ rising from underground (so it seemed) and returning there, with Tommy Dando playing. And if memory serves a screen came down with the words of the songs on it.

Holliers? Yep same here... to Dollymount on the No.30 bus. Da building a little fire and then on with the kettle. After it boiled we had the tea and sometimes cheese sandiches. I was lucky in the swimming bit though because Da could swim and had taught me while I was still a baby.

Ahh good days and happy memories.

[Margaret N]

Thanks for the photo Rashers. Happy days.

[Bang Bang]

It seems to me that to know Brendan, you had to know his work. I was privliged to know him relatively well, and Brendan's public persona was a result of the personal demons he fought all of his life.

I was present at the wedding of Eamonn Andrews and the beautiful and wonderful Grainne Bourke, ( a true 'Golden Couple' ).

Grainne's Father, Lorcan, had hoped that Brendan, ( whose star was in the ascendency at the time ) would attend. ( They were cousins ) For reasons I was aware of at the time, Brendan was not going to attend the wedding, but I recall what a truly beautiful message he sent.

One of the short stories which Brendan wrote disclosed more of the sensitive nature of the hidden man within than, to my mind, did most.

I would urge those who really are interested in knowing the 'Real' Brendan to read the following.



The Confirmation Suit
by
Brendan Behan

For weeks it was nothing but simony and sacrilege, and the sins crying to heaven for vengeance, the big green Catechism in our hands, walking home along the North Circular Road. And after tea, at the back of the brewery wall, with a butt too, to help our wits, what is a pure spirit, and don't kill that, Billser has to get a drag out of it yet, what do I mean by apostate, and hell and heaven and despair and presumption and hope. The big fellows, who were now thirteen and the veterans of last year's Confirmation, frightened us, and said the Bishop would fire us out of the chapel if we didn't answer his questions, and we'd be left wandering around the streets, in a new suit and top-coat with nothing to show for it, all dressed up and nowhere to go. The big people said not to mind them; they were only getting it up for us, jealous because they were over their Confirmation, and could never make it again. At school we were in a special room to ourselves, for the last few days, and went round, a special class of people. There were worrying times too, that the Bishop would light on you, and you wouldn't be able to answer his questions. Or you might hear the women complaining about the price of boys' clothes.

'Twenty-two and sixpence for tweed, I'd expect a share in the shop for that. I've a good mind to let him go in jersey and pants for that.'

'Quite right, ma'am,' says one to another, backing one another up, 'I always say what matter if they are good and pure.' What had that got to do with it, if you had to go into the Chapel in a jersey and pants, and every other kid in a new suit, kid gloves and tan shoes and a scoil cap. The Cowan brothers were terrified. They were twins, and twelve years old, and every one in the street seemed to be wishing a jersey and pants on them, and saying their poor mother couldn't be expected to do for two in the one year, and she ought to go down to Sister Monica and tell her to put one back. If it came to that, the Cowans agreed to fight it out, at the back of the brewery wall, whoever got best, the other would be put back.

I wasn't so worried about this. My old fellow was a tradesman, and made money most of the time. Besides, my grandmother who lived at the top of the next house, was a lady of capernosity and function. She had money and lay in bed all day, drinking porter or malt, and taking pinches of snuff, and talking to the neighbours that would call up to tell her the news of the day. She only left her bed to go down one flight of stairs and visit the lady in the back drawing-room, Miss McCann.

Miss McCann worked a sewing-machine, making habits for the dead. Sometimes girls from our quarter got her to make dresses and costumes, but mostly she stuck to the habits. They were a steady line, she said, and you didn't have to be always buying patterns, for the fashions didn't change, not even from summer to winter. They were like a brown shirt, and a hood attached, that was closed over the person's face before the coffin lid was screwn down. A sort of little banner hung out of one arm, made of the same material, and four silk rosettes in each corner, and in the middle, the letters I.H.S., which mean, Miss McCann said: 'I have suffered.' My grandmother and Miss McCann liked me more than any other kid they knew. I like being liked, and could only admire their taste.

My Aunt Jack, who was my father's aunt as well as mine, sometimes came down from where she lived, up near the Basin, where the water came from before they started getting it from Wicklow. My Aunt Jack said it was much better water, at that. Miss McCann said she ought to be a good judge. For Aunt Jack was funny. She didn't drink porter or malt, or take snuff and my father said she never thought much about men, either. She was also very strict about washing yourself very often. My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not, but she was in no way bigoted in the washing line in between times.

Aunt Jack made terrible raids on us now and again, to stop snuff and drink, and make my grandmother get up in the morning, and wash herself, and cook meals and take food with them. My grandmother was a gilder by trade, and served her time in one of the best shops in the city, and was getting a man's wages at sixteen. She liked stuff out of the pork butchers, and out of cans, but didn't like boiling potatoes, for she said she was no skivvy, and the chip man was better at it. When she was left alone it was a pleasure to eat with her. She always had cans of lovely things and spicy meat and brawn, and plenty of seasoning, fresh out of the German man's shop up the road. But after a visit from Aunt Jack, she would have to get up and wash for a week, and she would have to go and make stews and boil cabbage and pig's cheeks. Aunt Jack was very much up for sheep's heads, too. They were cheap and nourishing.

But my grandmother only tried it once. She had been a first-class gilder in Eustace Street, but never had anything to do with sheep's heads before. When she took it out of the pot, and laid it on the plate, she and I sat looking at it, in fear and trembling. It was bad enough going into the pot, but with the soup streaming from its eyes, and its big teeth clenched in a very bad temper, it would put the heart crossways in you. My grandmother asked me, in a whisper, if I ever thought sheep could look so vindictive, but that it was more like the head of an old man, and would I for God's sake take it up and throw it out of the window. The sheep kept glaring at us, but I came the far side of it, and rushed over to the window and threw it out in a flash. My grandmother had to drink a Baby Power whiskey, for she wasn't the better of herself.

Afterwards she kept what she called her stock-pot on the gas. A heap of bones, and as she said herself, any old muck that would come in handy, to have boiling there, night and day, on a glimmer. She and I ate happily of cooked ham and California pineapple and sock-eye salmon, and the pot of good nourishing soup was always on the gas even if Aunt Jack came down the chimney, like the Holy Souls at midnight. My grandmother said she didn't begrudge the money for the gas. Not when she remembered the looks that sheep's head was giving her. And all she had to do with the stock-pot was to throw in another sup of water, now and again, and a handful of old rubbish the pork butcher would send over, in the way of lights or bones. My Aunt Jack thought a lot about barley, too, so we had a package of that lying beside the gas, and threw a sprinkle in any time her foot was heard on the stairs. The stock-pot bubbled away on the gas for years after, and only when my grandmother was dead did someone notice it. They tasted it, and spat it out just as quick, and wondered what it was. Some said it was paste, and more that it was gold size, and there were other people and they maintained that it was glue. They all agreed on one thing, that it was dangerous tack to leave lying around, where there might be young children, and in the heel of the reel, it went out the same window as the sheep's head.

Miss McCann told my grandmother not to mind Aunt Jack but to sleep as long as she liked in the morning. They came to an arrangement that Miss McCann would cover the landing and keep an eye out. She would call Aunt Jack in for a minute, and give the signal by banging the grate, letting on to poke the fire, and have a bit of a conversation with Aunt Jack about dresses and costumes, and hats and habits.

One of these mornings, and Miss McCann fighting a delaying action, to give my grandmother time to hurl herself out of bed and into her clothes and give her face the rub of a towel, the chat between Miss McCann and Aunt came to my Confirmation suit.

When I made my first Communion, my grandmother dug deep under the mattress, and myself and Aunt Jack were sent round expensive shops, I came back with a rig that would take the sight of your eye. This time however, Miss McCann said there wasn't much stirring in the habit line on account of the mild winter, and she would be delighted to make the suit if Aunt Jack would get the material. I nearly wept, for terror of what the old women would have me got up in, but I had to let on to be delighted, Miss McCann was so set on it. She asked Aunt Jack did she remember father's Confirmation suit. He did. He said he would never forget it. T sent him out in a velvet suit, of plum colour, with a lace collar. My blood ran cold when he told me.

The stuff they got for my suit was blue serge, and that was not so bad. They got as far as the pants, and that passed off very civil. You can't do much to a boy’s pants, one pair is like the next, though I had to ask them not to trouble themselves putting three little buttons on either side of the legs. The waistcoat was all right, and anyway the coat would cover it. The coat itself, that was where Aughrim was lost.

CONTINUED IN FOLLOWING POST.

[Bang Bang]

PART TWO.


The lapels were little wee things, like what you'd see in pictures like Ring magazine of John L. Sullivan, or Gentleman Jim, and the button were the size of saucers, or within the bawl of an ass of it, and I nearly cried when I saw them being put on, and ran down to my mother, and begged her to get me any sort of a suit, even a jersey and pants, than Ii me set up before the people in this get-up. My mother said it was very kind of Aunt Jack and Miss McCann to go to all this trouble and expense, and I was very ungrateful not to appreciate it. My father said that Miss McCann was such a good tailor that people were dying to get into her creations her handiwork was to be found in all the best cemeteries. He laughed himself sick at this, and said if it was good enough for him to be sent to North William Street in plum-coloured velvet and lace, I needn't be getting the needle over a couple of big buttons and little lapels. He asked me not to forget to get up early the morning of my Confirmation, and him see me before he went to work: a bit of a laugh started the day well.

My mother told him to give over and let me alone, and said she was sure it would be a lovely suit, and that Aunt Jack would never buy poor material, but stuff that would last forever. That nearly finished me altogether, and I ran through the hall up to the corner, fit to cry my eyes

out, only I wasn't much of a hand at crying. I went more for cursing, and I cursed all belonging to me, and was hard at it on my father, and was wondering why his lace collar hadn't choked him, when I remembered that it was a sin to go on like that, and I going up for Confirmation, and I had to simmer down, and live in fear of the day I'd put on that jacket.

The days passed, and I was fitted and refitted, and every old one in the house came up to look at the suit, and took a pinch of snuff, and a sup out of the jug, and wished me long life and the health to wear and tear it and they spent that much time viewing it round, back, belly and sides, that Miss McCann hadn't time to make the overcoat, and like an answer to a prayer, I was brought down to Talbot Street, and dressed out in a dinging overcoat, belted like a grown-up man's. And my shoes and gloves were dear and dandy, and I said to myself that there was no need to let anyone see the suit with its little lapels and big buttons. I could keep the topcoat on all day, in the chapel, and going round afterwards.

The night before Confirmation day, Miss McCann handed over the suit to my mother, and kissed me, and said not to bother thanking her. She would do more than that for me, and she and my grandmother cried and had a drink on the strength of my having grown to be a big fellow, in the space of twelve years, which they didn't seem to consider a great deal of time. My father said to my mother, and I getting bathed before the fire, that since I was born Miss McCann thought the world of me. When my mother was in hospital, she took me into her place till my mother came out, and it near broke her heart to give me back.

In the morning I got up, and Mrs Rooney in the next room shouted to my mother that her Liam was still stalling, and not making any move to get out of it, and she thought she was cursed: Christmas or Easter, Communion or Confirmation, it would drive a body into Riddleys, which is the mad part of Grangegorman, and she wondered she wasn't driven out of her mind, and above in the puzzle factory years ago. So she shouted again at Liam to get up, and washed and dressed. And my mother shouted at me, though I was already knotting my tie, but you might as well be out of the world, as out of fashion, and they kept it up like a pair of mad women, until at last Liam and I were ready and he came in to show my mother his clothes. She handselled him a tanner, which h put in his pocket and Mrs Rooney called me in to show her my clothes. I just stood at her door, and didn't open my coat, but just grabbed the sixpence out of her hand, and ran up the stairs like the hammers of hell. She shouted at me to hold on a minute, she hadn't seen my suit, but I muttered something about it not being lucky to keep the Bishop waiting and ran on.

The Church was crowded, boys on one side and the girls on the other, and the altar ablaze with lights and flowers, and a throne for the Bishop to sit on when he wasn't confirming. There was a cheering crowd outside, drums rolled, trumpeters from Jim Larkin' s band sounded the Salute. The Bishop came in and the doors were shut. In short order I joined the queue to the rails, knelt and was whispered over, and touched on the cheek. I had my overcoat on the whole time, though it was warm, and I was in a lather of sweat waiting for the hymns and the sermon. The lights grew brighter and I got warmer, was carried out fainting. Even though I didn't mind them loosening my tie, I clenched firmly my overcoat, and nobody saw the jacket with the big buttons and the little lapels. When I went home, I got into bed, and my father said I went into sickness just as the Bishop was giving us the pledge. He said this was a master stroke, and showed real presence of mind.

Sunday after Sunday, my mother fought over the suit. She said I was liar and a hypocrite, putting it on for a few minutes every week, and running into Miss McCann's and out again, letting her think I wore it every weekend. In a passionate temper my mother said she would show me up, and tell Miss McCann, and up like a shot with her, for my mother was always slim, and light on her feet as a feather, and in next door. When she came back she said nothing, but sat at the fire looking into it. I didn’t really believe she would tell Miss McCann. And I put on the suit and thought I would go in and tell her I was wearing it this week-night, because I was going to the Queen's with my brothers. I ran next door a upstairs, and every step was more certain and easy that my mother had told her. I ran, shoved in the door, saying: 'Miss Mc., Miss Mc., Rory and Sean and I are going to the Queen's...' She was bent over the sewing-machine and all I could see was the top of her old grey head, and the rest of her shaking with crying, and her arms folded under her head, on a bit of habit where she had been finishing the I.H.S. I ran down the stairs and back into our place, and my mother was sitting at the fire, sad and sorry, but saying nothing.

I needn't have worried about the suit lasting forever. Miss McCann didn't. The next winter was not so mild, and she was whipped before the year was out. At her wake people said how she was in a habit of her own making, and my father said she would look queer in anything else, seeing as she supplied the dead of the whole quarter for forty years, without one complaint from a customer.

At the funeral, I left my topcoat in the carriage and got out and walked in the spills of rain after her coffin. People said I would get my end, but I went on till we reached the graveside, and I stood in my Confirmation suit drenched to the skin. I thought this was the least I could do.

[Red Biddy]

Rashers my personal opinion is that the man - I dont know if he is American or Canadian - won the day in the debate. He said it like it is

[Red Biddy]

Great post BangBang

[Bang Bang]

Great post BangBang

Hi Redser, Is it cold in the North of England?

[Bang Bang]

Great post BangBang

Hi Redser, Is it cold in the North of England?

I know that it's not Behan, but I got a couple of PM's about the "Confirmation Suit" so I thought people might like another short story, this time by James Plunkett.



Janey Mary
by
James Plunkett

When Janey Mary turned the corner into Nicholas Street that
morning, she leaned wearily against a shop-front to rest. Her
small head was bowed and the hair which was so nondescript
and unclean covered her face. Her small hands gripped one
another for warmth across the faded bodice of her frock. Around
the corner lay Canning Cottages with their tiny, frost-gleaming
gardens, and gates that were noisy and freezing to touch. She
had tried each of them in turn. Her timid knock was well known
to the people who lived in Canning Cottages. That morning
some of them said: " It's that little 'Carthy one, never mind
opening. Twice in the last week she's been around - it's too much
of a good thing." Those who did answer her had been dour.
They poked cross and harassed faces around half-open doors.
Tell her mammy, they said, it's at school she should have her, and
not out worrying poor people the likes of them. They had the
mouths of their own to feed and the bellies of their own to fill,
and God knows that took doing.

The school was in Nicholas Street and children with satchels
were already passing. Occasionally Janey Mary could see a few
paper books peeping from an open flap, and beside them a child's
lunch and a bottle of milk. In the schoolroom was a scrawled
and incomprehensible blackboard, and rows of staring faces
which sniggered when Janey Mary was stupid in her answers.

Sometimes Father Benedict would visit the school. He asked
questions in Catechism and gave the children sweets. He was
a huge man who had more intuition than intellect, more genuine
affection for children than for learning. One day he found
Janey Mary sitting by herself in the back desk. She felt him,
giant-like above her, bending over her. Some wrapped sweets
were put on her desk.

"And what's your name, little girl?"
"Janey Mary 'Carthy, Father."
"I'm Father Benedict of the Augustinians Where do you
live?"
Father Benedict had pushed his way and shoved his way
until he was sitting in the desk beside her, Quite suddenly Janey
Mary had felt safe and warm. She said easily,
"I lives In Canning Cottages."

He talked to her while the teacher continued self-consciously
with her lesson.
"So, your daddy works in the meat factory?"
"No, Father, my daddy's dead."

Father Benedict nodded and patted her shoulder.
"You and I must be better friends, Janey," he said.
"We must tell your mammy to send you to school more often."
"Yes, Father."
"Because we must see more of one another, mustn't we?"
"Yes, Father."
" Would you always come? "
"I'd like to come, Father."

Father Benedict had talked with her for some time like that,
the pair of them crushed clumsily in the desk and their heads
close together. When he was leaving he gave her more sweets.
Later the teacher took them from her as a punishment and gave
them out again as little prizes for neatness.

She thought of Father Benedict until an old beggar who
was passing said to her: "Are you whingin', child? Is there
anything up with you?".

She lifted her head and looked stupidly at him, her mouth
open and her eyes quite dry. He was a humpbacked man with
broken boots and a bulbous nose. The street about him was a
moving forest of feet; the stolid tread of workmen and the
pious shuffle of middle-aged women on their way from Mass.
"You look a bit shook, kid," he said. "Are you after taking a
turn?"

"No, mister," she said, wondering. "I'm only going for to
look for bread at St. Nicholas's. My mammy told me."

"Your mammy left it a bit late. They'll be going in for to
pray." As though awakened by his words, the bell of the
Augustinian Friary rang three times. It rang out with long, resounding
strokes across the quivering street, and people paused to uncover
their heads and to bless themselves.

Janey Mary looked up quickly. The steeple of the church
rose clear and gleaming above the tall houses, and the golden
slimness of its cross raced swiftly against the blue and gold of
the sky.

Her mother had said : "Look till you find, my lady, and you
won't lose your labour. This is the day of the Blessed Bread and
if you get it nowhere else they'll be giving it out at St. Nicholas's."

She turned suddenly and ran quickly up the length of the
street. But when she reached the priory the doors were closed
and the waiting queue had broken into small knots. She stopped
uncertainly and stared for some time.

The priests, the people said, had gone in to pray. They would
be back in an hour.

She was glad to turn homewards. She was tired and her bare
feet moved reluctantly on the ice-cold pavement. Johnny
might have been given some bread on his round with the sticks,
or her mother might have had some hidden away. Her mother
sometimes did that so that Janey Mary would try very hard to
get some.

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