Pedestrian crossing thread (men only)

[jembo]

These day you take your life in your hands every time you step on to a pedestrian crossing. What’s it like where you are?

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

These day you take your life in your hands every time you step on to a pedestrian crossing. What’s it like where you are?

Absolute hellish with a rake a guinns on me...have ye any tips.

[jembo]

Absolute hellish with a rake a guinns on me...have ye any tips.

Wear hi vis jacket, you know the ones, forget what the frogs call them.

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

Wear hi vis jacket, you know the ones, forget what the frogs call them.

Buh the frogs geh run over....see them every morn splattered....you sure that good advice ?

[jembo]

Buh the frogs geh run over....see them every morn splattered....you sure that good advice ?

gilets jaunes” An your safe, except for the tear gas.

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

gilets jaunes” An your safe, except for the tear gas.

Gilets Jeans eh...are they better dan Levis ?

[jembo]

Gilets Jeans eh...are they better dan Levis ?

There a bit sharp

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

There a bit sharp

Datz de way oi like to dress...sharp n snappyn datz me

[jembo]

Datz de way oi like to dress...sharp n snappyn datz me

You still got the trendy hat?

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

You still got the trendy hat?

Yup...me peruvian finest

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

Sunday best .

[jembo]

Sunday best .

Looks great.... me old Panama was looking the worst for wear so I replaced with a Fedora.

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

Looks great.... me old Panama was looking the worst for wear so I replaced with a Fedora.

Lovely...very Bermudian ....
Look out dors a car coming !!!!

[tommie]

Pakistani crossin a Zebra Crossin
Now Ye see me
Now Ye don’t
Hit by a double decker bus

[DAMNTHEWEATHER]

Pakistani crossin a Zebra Crossin
Now Ye see me
Now Ye don’t
Hit by a double decker bus

LMHO